it's amazing what sounds good after a LOT of beer.
status: drunk food.
why i'm including it: i have no idea what spawned this idea, but i think it was another fourth meal concoction. we whipped up some sort of red bean burger crumbles, topped with some nooch sauce, french fries and bacon bits on a big hoagie bun.
would i make it again: my arteries hurt just remembering it.